As a Mom, I find this email my 8-year-old wrote to the manager if his favorite online game adorable and compelling. As an educator, I am horrified by the lack of punctuation. It'll be interesting to see if his plea for leniency is effective.
IM SORRY FOR STEALING STUFF AT THAT STORE/HOUSE YOU SEE IM ONLY 8 IN REAL LIFE (PLZ DON’T LET OTHER PLAYERS KNOW IM 8) ANYWAY I FEEL BAD OF MY SELF TO MAKE IT UP ILL GIVE AWAY ALL OF MY BLOCKS IN MY
CHEST ILL EVEN GIVE AWAY ALL MY AXES SO THEY HAVE SO WEPONS FOR MOB HUNTING AND TO DIG OUT
TREES I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WAS SOMEONES HOUSE THAT I ROBED
PS. SAY HI TO REDSTONE300 FOR ME :)