Me: Do you know how much I love you?
Elliott: Yes.
Me: How much?
Elliott: (Silence)
Me: I love you more than... my most comfy sweatpants.
Elliott: (Silence... Not impressed, perhaps.)
Me: I love you more than... drinking wine with my sisters.
Elliott: (Silence... Still not impressed.)
Me: I love you more than chocolate.
Elliott: (Silence.... Then...) Uhhhh, Mommy? How do you keep your mind off of me?
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