Look it up, kid.

Lazy Saturday morning. Happy boys. Happy parents. Scott warned me not to even think about cleaning or laundry. So, playing "free cell" on the iPad. After several attempts at a tricky deal, I won and shouted, "I won! I am a GENIUS!" Elliott looks up and scolds, "Mom, you shouldn't brag. Just because you won doesn't mean you're the best." "Little dude, it's called sarcasm. Look it up." He grins and goes upstairs. A minute later he's back. "Uhhhh, Mom, I just looked upstairs. There was nothing there about sarcasm." Is he literal or freaking brilliant? Doesn't matter, actually. He's hilarious.