The Game: Chocolate Milk Face
The Object: Splash in large puddles until your (or others') face is covered in what appears to be chocolate milk.
The Rules: There ain't no rules!
The Consequence: Ten minutes of laughing and fun followed by 2 minutes of crying and arguing, followed by 15 minutes of stripping down, wringing out, hanging up and changing clothes.
The Conclusion: Chocolate Milk Face should be played only by those willing to sign away their right to cry and whine and argue. In other words, Chocolate Milk Face should not be played at our house.